The other day i visited a magic shop that i stumbled upon on a random bus route ride i just took, got off at and returned home on. I remember entering and feeling like the whole place was very ‘Commercial’… where was the mystical vibe and the old books? the aged posters and sense of mystery? i went in and asked the owner if he was a magician to which he replied “sometimes.. i’ve been doing it since i was 12 but im sometimes a magician”
i was in dire need to borrow the loo so i stopped him and asked to use it, on the way there i walked through his show stage area and it was pretty impressive but the room felt dead. After i had a conversation about random things with him and asked what sort of customers he got come in (many drunks and assholes apparently), i named the 3 ventriloquist dolls he had on sale Siobhan,christopher and .. jasper which was actually apparently his sons name! anywho at the end he said i’d make a good, good witch, like a good good one, em… a white one.
leaving the store i realised that it wasn’t dead because magic wasn’t real or that there wasn’t anything special there. The store owner seemed kind of sad and tired, perhaps that in 12 years being a “magician” just lead him to have a store (although popular and doing well in sales) that is just regularly visited by idiots and those who don’t believe.
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breakfast this morning: coconut mango chia pudding with frozen berries,mango, cacao nibs and more coconut cream!
yesterday i got a nice surprise when going to the loo, which is always something totally normal to say about toilets right!? toilet jokes aside it was nice. ARGO cafe on the parade norwood has a mini garden area for the restrooms along with male,unisex and female toilets with painted colour doors, reminiscent of alice in wonderland. Inside each toilet mini room (oh my not a cubicle! how comfy for me to do my business in!) were sort of disco lights of changing colours and the argo logo. It was great, it made me happy, i want toilets like this in my own caffe in future! YAY
salad story time!! so after spending most the day with hubby i still missed him after returning home. I called at 10pm and hubby and his friend laurie (who lots of people are afraid of because he’s a big grumpy looking guy but is really just a giant teddy bear!!) came to pick me up. We went to a 24 hour on the run gas place that has subway, a mini supermarket and cafe, in the car we listened to “shake yo ass” and it was great, we were the real hoodlums.
we bought drinks, then unbought drinks because i changed my mind. We bought subway and i had chicken teriyaki salad bowl with 2 scoops avo and 5 sauces (i dun recall which ones all i know is it was like really good soup). We did rebelly things whilst sitting at subway such as talking about politics,government, how kevin rudd said he’d turn gay for his wife (insinuating his wife is a man) and how george bush wasn’t as stoooopid as we all thought and now many of us may just be effed because we didn’t listen to him.
finally after finishing our subway i stole the last beetroot left from hubbies sammich, bought frozen berries for breakfast, went home and slept. YAY
- September 14th 2004
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up close of my acai bowl that didn’t taste that great but looked awesome! enjoy the fake food porn lol
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"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors